I have always made fun of those girls who get so wrapped up in silly, time wasting reality shows such as:
Well, I am a hypocrit. I take it all back. I have recently just been introduced to how wildly addicting this show can be. I will say that I always feel guilty after watching it because really? It's not one bit realistic or probably healthy to look at relationships like this but for some reason I always look forward to Mondays... and no, not because of FHE... How pathetic is that? I blame it on Christi Lynn Brazee.
Okay, now that I have cleared the air I can admit my real confession.
I want to kiss this. really. bad.
Why you may ask? Well, that is a fabulous question. I'm not usally attracted to bald men... however Christi and I decided it's his eyebrows that give him his permanent puppy dog look. Whew! She better pick him or she's an idiot. He is the real deal. The big kahuna. The love of her life. Her happily ever after- hahaha oh reality tv so easy to be so cheesy.
Well, my house is as hot as it. I'm not kidding. I can't even be in it 5 minutes without wanting to faint. It is skin melting.
Okay.... I'll admit the last part was a little much. But our air conditioning has not worked in our apt for about a week. Well, we live on the third floor. And to make it that much better I sleep on the top bunk. Remember learning in science how heat rises? This is not a hypothesis folks. This is real life. It's true.
To make it a little better our land lords gave each apt 2 box fans. Isn't that nice? I truly am grateful... sorta... okay I just really wish they would fix the dumb air.
Alright, thanks for letting me complain for a minute. I'm embarrassed to admit it probably won't be the last of it... the complaining and the hot air I mean.
To Christi: I apologize, I'll try to stop having hot fits in the middle of the night and freaking out. no promises.
Yogurtland to take off the edge? Yes please!
I just returned from a lovely trip to the best city in the world, festival city usa! ... and an air conditioned house....
Blogophobia. (noun). The fear that your blog with look pathetic and ugly compared to the many creative, professional bloggers of the world and many that you stock.
Hey everyone (the two people that read my blog), I am sorry for the leave of absence from updating you on my simple, boring life that I'm sure no one really cares about. I have come down with a serious case of blogophobia. I hear that the best way to tackle it is to simply accept the fact that your blog might not be able to compete but however it will serve as a good journal. So that is my plan! I am in the first stages of the recovery so I'm crossing my fingers I can pull through this time.
Well I have officially been living in Provo, Utah for 1 month and 8 days. I love living with the one and only Christi Lynn Brazee! A few of our daily activities include visiting the best self serve FroYo place in the world- YogurtLand, attempting to get our fat bottoms in shape at the local Golds (attempting could be a good word since our first workout we almost passed out. literally.), wasting our lives watching the Bachelorette (Who hates Bently? Shout out if you love JP!) on our ancent television that quote from our other roomie Aubrey, "is so cool it has it's own ears". To explain, it really does have flaps on the side for venilation I'm guessing? Built in the 70's? I think so. We also love to bask in warm summer sun in the "fish bowl", also known as our pool because all the apartments face in so you are on display. it's lovely. We like to attempt to get in the hot tub and even watch movies in it but the temp is literally skin melting. The maximum time you can sit is like 5 min.
Our ward is awesome! I am a relief society teacher and today was actually my first time giving the lesson. I was scared out of my mind! But, it went really well. I also love our roomie Aubrey Winn. She is from Oregon and is possibly the funniest most blunt person I know. We all get along great.
As far as job title goes I am a "professional" in customer support at Vivint aka APX alarms. So basically I get paid to sit there and have onery, mean people yell at me all day. But hey it's a job! They also have a cafe there that we get free food at, it is soooo delicious! So the benefits aren't too shabby, who doesn't like free food?
I miss my little Cedar City alot. I miss my family. I miss my friends. I feel like I have two lives... but as for now I am loving the Provo life! It was a good decision to spontaneously move.
Well, that should be a good start for my first attack at this horrible thing called Blogophobia. Just a little something to leave you with, try not to laugh, I dare you. It's a RG 341 fav.
